not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times
when my parents complain about me
and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.